lovelymannequins:

if my babies are not cute im getting a refund on them u hear me god

danger-mouz:

oh my god

doglets:

“Pew pew pew” -church interior designer

framesjanco:

a haiku

i am so horny
i am so so so horny
i am so horny

sassymccoy:

no but women are so badass okay

because there will inevitably come a point in every woman’s life where she wakes up in a pool of her own blood and her reaction will be dammit now i have to do laundry

that is some suave superhero shit and you won’t ever be able to convince me otherwise